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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.
While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd “Jimmy” and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard perishes. Suprisingly, they all go to heaven. At an orientation they are asked, “When you are in your […]
What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?Bike carbonate of soda !
Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?Because it is two-tired (too tired).
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -“Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says. -“What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt really bad.” -“Ah, you’re lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus.”
