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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?It eggs-plodes !

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?Dead.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?An eggroll !

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?The bombshell !

Is chicken soup good for your health ?Not if you’re the chicken !

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?Coop-cakes !

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?They go on peck-nics !

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?”You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours !”

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?She laid a sidewalk !

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?He wanted to lay it on the line !