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What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!

How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!

Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

“I’m giving a ‘surprised’ birthday party for you.” “A ‘surprised’. birthday party? What’s that?” “That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I’ll be surprised!”

“My birthday’s coming”Do you know what I need?” “Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?”

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!

“Did you go shopping for my birthday present?” “Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.” “What thing is that?” “Nothing!”

Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a Happy one!