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Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat.Maureen: Why ?Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her.Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
Did the bionic monster have a brother ?No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ‘shake well before using.’
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ?Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!
Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
Dad: Don’t be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.
My brother’s one of the biggest stickup men in town.Gosh is he really?Yes, he’s a six-foot-six billposter.
My brother’s just opened a shop.Really? How’s he doing?Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
