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First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?”Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?He went down really well !

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?Because they’re headcases !

What happened to the cannibal lion?He had to swallow his pride!

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear?He had his first taste of Christianity!

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?He said ”So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!

Why was the cannibal looking peeky?Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?He was on a diet!

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?He thought he would give him a paunch!

Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?Because he’s always coming back!

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?Vitamin bills!