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Cat jokes
7 Sep , 2009
Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? – A: A paws!
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – A: Because they love a good gag!
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!
Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? – A: Car-pets!
Q: How do cats buy things? – A: From a cat-alogue!
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? – A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food? – A: Petatoes!
Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food? – A: Spa-catti!
Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? – A: Light mouse work.
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? – A: Catch.
Q: Why does everyone love cats? – A: They’re purr-fect!
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? – A: A sourpuss!
