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Q: What will Bill’s favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?A: Everything’s $100.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship withMonica Lewinsky?Pres: Improper? … Ain’t nothing improper about that. That was one ofthe the sweetest interns I’ve ever had.
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleepwith President Clinton?” 86% replied, “Not again”
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president’s spouse, Bill Clinton.
Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?A: He is stupid!
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his words.
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?A: Highway 55.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?A: Yogurt has culture.
