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What do you call explosive cow vomit?A cud missle!

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby? De-calfinated!

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!