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Cow jokes
8 Sep , 2009
What’s a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!
What’s a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note?Beef-flat!
What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
What’s a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
What US state has the most cows?Moosouri!
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
What newspaper do cows read?The Daily Moos.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
