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Teacher:”To which family does the elephant belong ?”Pupil:”I don’t know, nobody I know owns one !”
Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !
Bill:”My homework is really difficult tonight, I’ve to write an essay on an elephant.”?Bert:”Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..”
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When it’s a baby elephant !
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they don’t know how to cook !
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !
