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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: Why aren’t Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil of Ole’
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
