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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?Oh give it arrest.
What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?The Site-anic.
What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?Spotted click
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?Because they can’t stop saving their work.
Why do you think your report should be on the net?Because my marks are all ‘E’s.
You’re a big internet fan, arn’t you?Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the InternetPupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?
