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Have you seen www.veryangry.com?No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!

Have you seen www.yawn.com?Yes, but I’m a bit tired of it.

Have you heard that there’s a new mountain website?Really? I must take a peak at it!

Have you seen www.hook.com?Yes, it’s already caught my eye.

Have you seen www.indecisive.com?Yes and no.

Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com?Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.

Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com?Yes, but it took ages to find.

Have you seen www.pitchdark.com?Yes, but I really couldn’t see what all the fuss is about.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?Because they’re scared of the mouse.

Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?No – but he’s got a ruff idea.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Why couldn’t the baby camel surf the Internet?Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.