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What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.

How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.

What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn’t spell properly.

What’s the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.

What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.

How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.