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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors.
What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!
What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? “That’s the end of me!”
What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? “Don’t tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.”
What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.
What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?”I’m afraid that’s all going to waist.”
What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? “Behave or Frankenswine will get you.”
