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Why won’t pigs take up jogging? They don’t like to get that far from the table.
Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Why isn’t there a Superpig? It’s too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We’re raising mashed potatoes.
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Why doesn’t Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don’t have red noses.
Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I’ve never seen an alligator In a tree. That’s because the pigs do such a good job.
Why didn’t the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.
