What did the hail storm say to the roof?-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles
In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?-You are really blowing a lot of hot air
Why don’t tornadoes watch Bill O’Reilly on FOXNEWS?-It is a no spin zone
A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and […]
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, “I am a hurricane induced tornado”.
There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, “It looks like a storm is coming.” “No it isn’t,” said his wife. “Besides, how would you know?” “Because,” he responded, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Why did the tornado get arrested?-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called “Humidity” so that fans in Florida will be able to say, “It’s not the Heat that’s so bad, it’s the Humidity.”
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, “So this is England. What’s it like?” The other snarls, “Well, if you like the weather, you’ll love the food.”
