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Various animal jokes

What do you call a lion wearin…

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Lion

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !

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Which big cat should you never…

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cheetah

Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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Why do you never see zebras or…

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Zebra

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it’s a ‘mane-lion’ station !

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What is the fiercest flower in…

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What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !

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What do you call a show full o…

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What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !

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What was the name of the film …

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What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? ‘Claws.’

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How does a leopard change its …

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How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

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If a four-legged animal is a q…

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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ? A stri-ped !

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What happened to the man who t…

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goat

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

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First Caribou: What kind of ma…

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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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Why was the lion-tamer fined ?…

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Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

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First Caribou: Which bug does …

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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.