What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?Dental floss !

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth?Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What helps keep your teeth together?Toothpaste.

Why are false teeth like stars?Because they come out at night.

Willie: “I have an awful toothache.”Tommie: “I’d have it taken out if it was mine.”Willie: “Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.”

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?…Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it

Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?It has more bark than bite.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?Smack a monster.

Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?”Thar’s gold in them thar fills.”