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What do you get if you cross t…

25 Feb , 2014  

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?Dental floss !

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What happened when the slave p…

25 Feb , 2014  

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What game do you play if you d…

25 Feb , 2014  

What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth?Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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What helps keep your teeth tog…

25 Feb , 2014  

What helps keep your teeth together?Toothpaste.

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Why are false teeth like stars…

25 Feb , 2014  

Why are false teeth like stars?Because they come out at night.

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Willie: “I have an awful tooth…

25 Feb , 2014  

Willie: “I have an awful toothache.”Tommie: “I’d have it taken out if it was mine.”Willie: “Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.”

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How can you get a set of teeth…

25 Feb , 2014  

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?Smack a monster.

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Why didn’t the monster use too…

25 Feb , 2014  

Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.

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Mother: Has your tooth stopped…

25 Feb , 2014  

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?…Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it

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Why are vampires like false te…

25 Feb , 2014  

Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.

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Why is a toothless dog like a …

25 Feb , 2014  

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?It has more bark than bite.

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What has teeth but no mouth?A …

25 Feb , 2014  

What has teeth but no mouth?A comb or a saw.