What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

What do you call an overweight ET ?An extra cholesterol !

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. “Mr. President,” said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, “there’s good news & bad news.” “Oh, no,” muttered the President, “Well, let me have the … Continue reading →

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters ”U.F.O.” printed on the side of the … Continue reading →