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Two aliens landed their ship o…

5 Jan , 2014  

Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the […]

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What do astronauts wear to bed…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do astronauts wear to bed?Space Jammies!

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What do you call an alien surf…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.

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What do you call a sick extrat…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?An ailin’ alien.

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Why did the boy become an astr…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why did the boy become an astronaut ?Because he was no earthly good !

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Where do astronauts leave thei…

5 Jan , 2014  

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?At parking meteors !

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Two astronauts went to a bar o…

5 Jan , 2014  

Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere !

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How do spacemen pass the time …

5 Jan , 2014  

How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?They play astronauts and crosses !

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First Spaceman: I’m hungry.Sec…

5 Jan , 2014  

First Spaceman: I’m hungry.Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

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What do you call a loony space…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do you call a loony spaceman ?An astronut !

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I want to be an astronaut when…

5 Jan , 2014  

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.What high hopes you have !

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If athletes get athlete’s foot…

5 Jan , 2014  

If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.