What do young female monsters do at parties ?They go around looking for edible bachelors !
Why is stupid monster like a jack-o’-lantern? They both have empty heads.
First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you’d better roll them back to her, she might need them.
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: He’s at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, what’s he studying ?2nd Monster: Nothing, they’re studying him!
Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.
What’s the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!
What does the hungry monster get after he’s eaten too much ice cream?More ice cream!
Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course – he’d be eggs-terminated.
The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn’t like him anyway.
What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can’t hear you.
What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.
