Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?To see if blondes have more fun.

What’s the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.

Where do you find monster snails?On the end of monsters fingers.

Where do space monsters live?In far distant terror-tory.

What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? Prankenstein!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?He was exceeding the feed limit!

What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? “Pleased to eat you!”

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?”Once upon a slime . . .”

Girl Monster 1: “I hear you’ve met the perfect guy.” Girl Monster 2: “Oh yes, he’s a bad dream come true!”