Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they’re both cracked!
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?Sister Matic !
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: That’s impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous.Bob: It doesn’t have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: That’s right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: ‘What is the best part of the camp?’One wise guy answered, ‘Going home!’
