What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !

A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how he’d healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell.The engineer told how he’d built homes for … Continue reading →

Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, “Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this … Continue reading →

Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you’ll get there.

Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.

How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.

An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. “How did you get here?” he asked. And the new angel replied, “Flu…”

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: ‘Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?’ ‘Yes,’ the professor ansvered. ‘When I was a young candidate at … Continue reading →

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. “Very well,” said the gatekeeper … Continue reading →