Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: Define Transvestite:A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?A: S&M&M.

Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?A: Toys for Twats.

Q: What’s the definition of a teenager?A: God’s punishment for enjoying sex.

Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new “Stealth Condom?”A: “They’ll never see you coming.”

Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?A: “How Come?”

Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can’t beat a blow job.