Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
“Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?”” My right hand.”” Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch.”
A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes.
What did Bill Gate’s wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider — It has its own website.
Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me.At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved months: Januark, […]
Customer: “Wait, that password looks really gray. I’m going to type it in again.”
Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white….
