What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle.
What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?Rink injustice!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded ‘not guilty’?I’ve been flamed!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?Welcome back, Cutter!
What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?’Hot dog!’
Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!
What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!
What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?Ham Burger is ‘well done’ and Chief Justice Warren Burger has ‘done well’!
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King!
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?Sure, order a burger and a shake!
How was the hamburger murdered?First it was ‘rolled,’ then smothered in onions
