How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?They’re the one’s wearing the left-handed ‘meats’!
How are UFO’s related to hamburgers?Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?Because hot dogs are the wurst!
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Do hamburgers make good vampires?No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
