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Birthday jokes

Helen: Mum, do you know what I…

7 Sep , 2009  

Helen: Mum, do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I’ve got a nice teapot.Helen: No you haven’t. I’ve just dropped it.

Birthday jokes

Did you hear about the time Ed…

7 Sep , 2009  

Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.

Birthday jokes

Charley wanted to buy Farley a…

7 Sep , 2009  

Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type ‘Happy Birthday’

Birthday jokes

The housewife answered a knock…

7 Sep , 2009  

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.’Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,’ he said politely, ‘ but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with […]

Birthday jokes

What does a clam do on his bir…

7 Sep , 2009  

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

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Why was the monster standing o…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Birthday jokes

Why did you buy me a pair of b…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Birthday jokes

Why does the monster act wild …

7 Sep , 2009  

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He’s trying to age disgracefully!

Birthday jokes

Why do we put candles on top o…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

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What do you always get on your…

7 Sep , 2009  

What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

Birthday jokes

Cat: “What did you get him for…

7 Sep , 2009  

Cat: “What did you get him for his birthday?” Dog: “Pant . . . pant!” Cat: “Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!”

Birthday jokes

Why was the birthday cake as h…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!