“I’m giving a ‘surprised’ birthday party for you.” “A ‘surprised’. birthday party? What’s that?” “That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I’ll be surprised!”
Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!
“My birthday’s coming”Do you know what I need?” “Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?”
“Did you go shopping for my birthday present?” “Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.” “What thing is that?” “Nothing!”
“Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” “Next time, take off the candles.”
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? “Happy Birthday To Gnu!”
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!
