What did the bicycle call its dad?Pop-cycle

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they’re two-tired.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?Bicycle petals !

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?Bike carbonate of soda !

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?Petal !

Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?Sir Francis Brake !

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?When it turns into a driveway.

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?Because it is two-tired (too tired).

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -”Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says. -”What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt really bad.” -”Ah, you’re … Continue reading →