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Bicycle jokes

My dog is a nuisance. He chase…

11 May , 2009  

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.

Bicycle jokes

While crossing the US-Mexican …

11 May , 2009  

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard.”Sand,” said the cyclist.”Get them off – we’ll take a look,” said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the […]

Bicycle jokes

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?…

11 May , 2009  

What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.

Bicycle jokes

“Lie flat on your backs, class…

11 May , 2009  

“Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes,” said the gym teacher. “Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy.” “I’m freewheeling, sir.”