Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,’Watch out for worms won’t you !’The first one replied, ‘why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.

A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California’s apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, “How much are yer apples?” “All you can pick for one dollar,” said the rancher. “Okay,” said the Pennsylvanian. “I’ll … Continue reading →

After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, “If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” … Continue reading →

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.

What is the left side of an apple?The part that you don’t eat.

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?A pineapple.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?”You’ve got some crust.”

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because they’re crab apples !