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Two girls were having their pa…

20 Jul , 2009  

Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,’Watch out for worms won’t you !’The first one replied, ‘why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.

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A Pittsburgh steel worker was …

20 Jul , 2009  

A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California’s apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, “How much are yer apples?” “All you can pick for one dollar,” said the rancher. “Okay,” said the Pennsylvanian. “I’ll take two dollars’ worth.”

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After a minor mathematical err…

20 Jul , 2009  

After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, “If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” Quickly he replied, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4 apples.”

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Why did the farmer hang rainco…

20 Jul , 2009  

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What kind of apple has a short…

20 Jul , 2009  

What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.

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What is the left side of an ap…

20 Jul , 2009  

What is the left side of an apple?The part that you don’t eat.

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What kind of apple isn’t an ap…

20 Jul , 2009  

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?A pineapple.

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What did the apple say to the …

20 Jul , 2009  

What did the apple say to the apple pie?”You’ve got some crust.”

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What did the worm want to do w…

20 Jul , 2009  

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why don’t apples smile when yo…

20 Jul , 2009  

Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because they’re crab apples !

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What do you get if you cross a…

20 Jul , 2009  

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !

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Why did Eve want to move to Ne…

20 Jul , 2009  

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !