Ant jokes
8 Jul , 2009
What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?An ant’s mouth !
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !
What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !
What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !
What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !
What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !
11 May , 2009
What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano? Discordant !
Who is the most famous French ant ?Napoleant !
Why did the ant-elope ?Nobody gnu !
