Lawyer jokes

A local United Way office real…

5 Aug , 2011  

A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The personin charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.”Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000,you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to thecommunity in some way?” The lawyer mulled this over for a moment andreplied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dyingafter a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times herannual income?” Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um…no.””-or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to awheelchair?” The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out anapology but was interrupted, “-or that my sister’s husband died in atraffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leavingher penniless with three children?” The humiliated United Way rep,completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…” On a roll, thelawyer cut him off once again: “-so if I don’t give any money to them,why should I give any to you?”


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