Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the “Bluffer’s Guide to Changing Lightbulbs.”
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don’t change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don’t know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it’s just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn’t know where to find a new […]
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn’t it more romantic in the dark?
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…
