Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It’s probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they’re done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the “Bluffer’s Guide to Changing Lightbulbs.”
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
