Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
