I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months! – I don’t like to interrupt her.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by up to 90%. – It’s called wedding cake.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading “Wife Wanted.” – The next day he received a hundred letters saying “You can have mine.”
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, […]
A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can […]
Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”
How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
