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Various animal jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven s…

2 May , 2015  

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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How could the dolphin afford t…

2 May , 2015  

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?He prawned everything !

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Why are dolphins cleverer than…

2 May , 2015  

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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What did Cinderella Dolphin wh…

2 May , 2015  

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?Glass flippers!

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What did the baby dolphin do w…

2 May , 2015  

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way? He whale-d

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Who held the baby octopus to r…

2 May , 2015  

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

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How does an octopus go to war …

2 May , 2015  

How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

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What did one slug say to anoth…

26 Dec , 2014  

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I’ll get you next slime!

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How do you weigh a whale? On W…

26 Dec , 2014  

How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What is the best advice to giv…

26 Dec , 2014  

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

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A family of tortoises went int…

26 Dec , 2014  

A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, “I think it’s going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?” So off went junior for Father’s umbrella, but three days later he still hadn’t returned. “I […]

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Deep within a forest a little …

26 Dec , 2014  

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a […]