Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they’d look stupid in anoraks !
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !
Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda’d to its every whim !
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: “What’s happened to this one?- I don’t know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave’s roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, […]
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
