Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him “Are you a bear?””Yes””What are you doing at the movies ?””Well, I liked the book!”
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn’t get the moose in the oven!
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !
What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin !
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time […]
