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Various animal jokes

First Caribou: What kind of ma…

17 Nov , 2014  

First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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Why was the lion-tamer fined ?…

17 Nov , 2014  

Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

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First Caribou: Which bug does …

17 Nov , 2014  

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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What’s the difference between …

17 Nov , 2014  

What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !

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First Kangaroo: How do you tel…

17 Nov , 2014  

First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What happened to the tiger who…

17 Nov , 2014  

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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First Kangaroo: What do you ca…

17 Nov , 2014  

First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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What do you get if you cross a…

17 Nov , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !

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First Kangaroo: If you were su…

17 Nov , 2014  

First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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What do you get if you cross a…

17 Nov , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !

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A boy at a cinema notices what…

17 Nov , 2014  

A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him “Are you a bear?””Yes””What are you doing at the movies ?””Well, I liked the book!”

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What do polar bears have for l…

17 Nov , 2014  

What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !