What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and […]
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.The second hiker says, “What are you doing?”The first responds, “I figure when the […]
