What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement?I don’t know.A reindeer!What about the cement?I just threw that in to make it hard.

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?A long necked toothbrush !

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?A stinkasaurus!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school?Show and smell!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?A big stinker!

What’s a skunk’s philosophy of life?Eat, stink and be merry!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?Because he had a stinking cold!