What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?Odour in court!

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?Yak the Ripper

What is the feeling that you’ve smelled a certain skunk before?Deja phew!

What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school?Show and smell!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?A big stinker!

What’s a skunk’s philosophy of life?Eat, stink and be merry!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?Because he had a stinking cold!

What is a chameleon’s motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?””Let us spray!” replied the other.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

Why was the skunk angry?He was incensed!