What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don’t know but it would slow him down.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What’s a vampire’s favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?The girl necks door.

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they’re always out for blood!

Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!

What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!