What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?A parson to parson call !
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?A wedding ring !
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?A lot of crackling on the line !
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend’s line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?Snippy answers.
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?Because she was an operetta (operator).
How do Iranians speak on the telephone?Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Mother: Why was the phone busy all night?Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
