What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?Snippy answers.
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?Because she was an operetta (operator).
How do Iranians speak on the telephone?Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?A parson to parson call !
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?A wedding ring !
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?A lot of crackling on the line !
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn’t pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. ‘Darling!’ he blurted out, ‘will you marry me?”Of course, I will, you silly boy,’ she replied, ‘who is it speaking?’
