Telephone jokes
25 Feb , 2014
How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?
How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!
What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.
How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.
How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?