What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

School Principal: I’ve called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn’t use so often. One is “great” and the other is “lousy.” Peter: Certainly, sir. What are they?

‘I’m not going to school today,’ Alexander said to his mother. ‘The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don’t like me.’ ‘Why ?”Firstly, you’re 35 years old. Secondly, you’re the principal.’

Boy to Friend: I’m sorry, I won’t be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework.

“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” said a boy to a girl.”Say, do you know who I am?” asked the girl.”No.””I’m the principal’s daughter.””And do you know who I am?” asked the boy.”No,” she replied.”Thank goodness!”

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”

A little kid’s in school, taking a true-false test and he’s flipping a coin. At the end of the test he’s flipping the coin again. The teacher says, “What are you doing?” He says, “Checking my answers.”

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and […]

The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. “The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,” lamented the father, “is that I know he never cheated during his exams.”