Funny School jokes - Page 5

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Where do children learn their …

5 Jan , 2014  

Where do children learn their ABC’s ?At LMN-tary school !

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Teacher : Tommy, put some more…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn’t drunk that yet !

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Teacher : Were you copying his…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !

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Teacher : What are you reading…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But you’re reading aloud !Pupil : But I’m not listening !

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Teacher : What’s happens to go…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher : What’s happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : It’s stolen !

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Teacher : Make up a sentence u…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !

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Teacher : Billy, please don’t …

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher : Billy, please don’t whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but I’m not studying – just whistling !

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Teacher : Give me a sentence w…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !

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Teacher : If you had five appl…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !

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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pup…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !

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Teacher : The word politics – …

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher : The word politics – can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !

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Teacher : What is the most com…

5 Jan , 2014  

Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I don’t knowTeacher: Correct !