A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he’d enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, “You know, it’s been over five years since I first came in here.” “You’ll have to wait your […]
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I don’t tip, either.
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. “I want two hamburgers,” he said. “One with onions, and one without.” The counter man: “Okay. Which one’s without the onions?”
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well then, I’ll have a refill.
Hello? Fred’s Restaurant. Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn’t liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: “I don’t lay egg sir I just lay table !”
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips!
Jane’s father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he’d spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, “Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?” “Gosh!” exclaimed Jane, “Are we getting a dog?” […]
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world.Friend: I know – I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
