Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn’t make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, “Just bring them bread and water.”One of the little boys looked up and quavered, “Can I have ketchup on […]
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I don’t tip, either.
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. “I want two hamburgers,” he said. “One with onions, and one without.” The counter man: “Okay. Which one’s without the onions?”
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well then, I’ll have a refill.
Hello? Fred’s Restaurant. Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn’t liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: “I don’t lay egg sir I just lay table !”
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips!
Why was the restaurant called “Out of this World”? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
Jane’s father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he’d spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, “Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?” “Gosh!” exclaimed Jane, “Are we getting a dog?” […]
