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Q. What is one of the first th…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.

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Q. What excuse did Adam give t…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Q. Who is the greatest babysit…

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Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.

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Q. Why was Goliath so surprise…

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Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Q. What do they call pastors i…

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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?A. German Shepherds.

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Q. What is the best way to get…

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Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?A. Turn right and go straight.

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Q. Which servant of Jehovah wa…

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Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.

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Q. Which area of Palestine was…

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Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

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Q. What kind of man was Boaz b…

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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?A. Ruth-less.

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Q. How do we know that Job wen…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, “I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me.”

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Q. What kind of motor vehicles…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

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Q. Where is the first tennis m…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.